READ ME!!!
We’re hyped to announce our 4th consecutive Freestyle Footbag New Year’s Jam 
in Los Angeles, CA!
RISE OF THE DEX MACHINES 2027!!!
Your mission: Fire up your bionic dex cannons, power up your shred circuits, 
RSVP, report to LA, and prepare for total dexstruction! We are centrally 
located to food, convenient stores, and the airport. As always, we have some 
solid shred spots lined up and one iconic place; VENICE BEACH! (sunshine, palm 
trees, and oceanfront footbag!) There are bike rentals as well as Bird/Lime 
scooters to get you around more conveniently. The beach is a 15 minute bike 
ride from my house on a safe bike path too! Time to upgrade your firmware and 
unleash the machines!
My address: 12616 short ave Los Angeles CA 90066
Events to expect but not limited to:
Request
Sick 3
Sick 1
Perks of coming:
- Picking grapefruits from my tree in the backyard
- Fire pit to roast marshmallows and make smores
- The Dex Lab sessions with glow bags!
- Snacks, beverages, and trivia for all players
- Prison Gym if you wanna get jacked like the Terminator
- Play with my robo kitties and bunny!
THINGS TO NOTE:
To help cover cost of snacks/dinner and prizes we will be having a 
registration fee of $30 this year.
***registration is mandatory so we can have a headcount for food, snacks, BBQ, 
etc and shred comps of course***
j13sarah@gmail.com
586-306-8222
https://account.venmo.com/u/Johnny-Sarah
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/johnnybreakdown
Airport - only 15 minutes from my house!
- I can provide transportation to and from if needed.
- Uber/Lyft about $15-$20 to my house (15 min)
- bus system $2 (55 min)
Food nearby
- grocery store (10 min walk)
- mexican, japanese, seafood, pizza, alcohol 6 min walk
- many more options a few blocks away as well.
- a taco truck that is god tier
Accommodations -
Best option
- AIRBNB like previous years and splitting the cost amongst everyone. (message 
people you know to shack up and secure a spot)
- I can find a few options if need be but it will be up to YOU & FRIENDS to 
coordinate and book the accommodation.
- Hotels are sparse in my area but here are a couple links relatively close to 
my house
- https://www.encoremotelveniceca.us/
- https://www.wyndhamhotels.com/super-8/los-angeles-california/super-8-los-
angeles-culver-city-area/overview?CID=LC:yytq4fvvehxh7se:14189

Day 1 (15Jan) -
- Shredders start replicating
- Kicking the stitch biscuit at Alexander Park 12:00-18:00 (link below)
- Taco truck for dinner???
- Come to my bunker for drinks, legendary footbag myths, and total machine 
domination
Day 2 (16Jan) -
- Morning stretches/yoga
- VENICE BEACH SHRED 11:00-18:00
- Friendly competition
- Explore Venice Beach and tourist stuff
- BBQ at the Breakdown residence!!!!
- Fire pit with smores at Johnny's house
- Trivia and drinks
Day 3 (17Jan) -
- Hangover yoga/stretching
- Farewell shred at Venice Beach
- BBQ at Johnny's if people are up for it???
ALEXANDER PARK LINK
-has bathrooms, drinking fountains, racquet ball court for shredding, grass 
picnic area
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1ugm4obS16NLbnLd8
VENICE BEACH LINK
- bathrooms, food, drinks, surfing, bike rentals, iconic scenery, etc
https://maps.app.goo.gl/3Vbw58KZ5DZeiSRd7